Christmas adventures

My professional art career began at the tender age of fourteen, painting Christmas window splashes for local merchants in town. My first window was small, and I was paid an eye-popping fifteen dollars for my effort. It was an immense amount of money for a fourteen-year-old kid in the late 1960’s. The minimum wage was only one dollar per hour, and the window was painted in about that amount of time.

I continued painting seasonal windows into my mid-twenties, and the extra cash always helped out during the Christmas season and beyond. Janis often accompanied me to help out, starting when we were first dating, and this continued even after our kids came along.

I’ll never forget one massive window painting we did for a large auto dealer in our town. The manager was a little indignant that I had brought my family, but I wasn’t worried. We were professionals with years of experience. I did the layout and then quickly painted the black outline. Janis, with baby Becke tucked in a snuggly baby carrier, followed, filling in the colours. Peter, of course, although he was only two years old (almost three), was eager to do his part.

The window design featured a large, seasonal greeting and original cartoon figures, as most of my windows did. I mixed up a small container of black paint and gave it to Peter with instructions to paint in the shoes of the figures, which were near the bottom of the window where he could easily reach them. A little later, as we diligently worked, there was a commotion at the other end of the showroom. The store manager had noticed that Peter had painted the cartoon figure’s shoes down to the bottom of the window, over the window sill, down the short wall and onto the carpeted floor below. Peter thought his joke about the man with HUGE feet was hilarious. I also thought it was pretty funny. I did my best not to laugh, but the store manager didn’t see the humour in the slightest. He came to me and started lecturing me about professionalism and keeping family and business separate.

Janis worked quickly to clean up Peter’s extra-curricular water-based paint. After considerable effort, I had the manager almost calmed down, but right about then, our little puppy, whom we had also brought, escaped from his makeshift crate and did some nasty business on the carpet.

Happy Birthday to older brother Garry!

My life story couldn't be properly told without including my older brother Garry. Our paths have intertwined since the day I was born. Family folklore tells of how he tried to poke out my eyes when he first held me when I was tiny. He clearly understood I would always do my very best to steal his thunder. We have had a friendly but fierce rivalry ever since.

Garry, a year and ten days older than me, was always stronger and more capable. He seemingly did everything well and without effort. I always struggled to keep up. As kids, when we built an elaborate soapbox racer or some other creation, I, being smaller, was selected to be the stunt driver, and he provided the power - always at full speed. Our adventures were always a great deal of fun and very exciting, but they didn’t always end well. I have the scars to prove it. :)

Garry also influenced my art career in so many ways. When he was a teenager and painted a window to win first place and the monetary prize, he inspired me to create a sample book and sell Christmas store windows. Garry was the first to start his art career with oil paintings, and his success inspired me to do pen and ink drawings. Our art careers were often parallel (with him slightly in front) in the mural world and on to designing and creating theme parks. We formed separate enterprises, but I always thoroughly enjoyed working alongside him when he invited me to help him on some of his epic projects.

Every kid (and adult) would love a brother so cool and fun! Happy seventy-second birthday to my lifelong hero!

Merry Christmas!

We love Christmas and everything it means. Janis & I have celebrated more than fifty Christmases together. Years ago, we did our best to attend every single function with our extended family, our friends, and the organizations to which we belonged. We did our best to please everyone. We purchased presents for so many people., even when our finances dictated otherwise. One year, we attended four big Christmas feasts in only two days, plus others over Christmas week. It was stressful for us and even tougher for the kids, who were very young at the time.

Eventually, we came to realize that we couldn’t do it all or please everyone. We decided to slow things down and instead concentrate on what suited us best. There were fewer but still large gatherings, with twenty or more people at our table each year. Even then, though there were fewer gatherings and we loved hosting family and friends, we found ourselves exhausted by the end of the season.

COVID changed everything. Christmas was suddenly all about our most immediate family. We stopped expensive gift exchanges, except for the young kids, and we started cooking the turkey the day before Christmas, We encouraged family members to help with a variety of dishes, spreading the workload around. We also decided it didn’t all have to happen on Christmas Day. We wished to see our family, but they could come when it suited them, and we would happily fit around their plans and needs. The fridge was filled with festive leftovers, which were always handy and just as delicious when people were hungry. Christmas suddenly stopped being a stress-filled giant production, full of deadlines and became a time of relaxation.

The changes have kept Christmas our favourite time of year.